What the NFL Gets that Most Golf Clubs Still Don't!

Dear Reader:seem happy to be there and there's a great all
Here's a quick teaser for you; how many minutesround atmosphere that's very festive!
of actual play is there in an average NFL game?Then, of course, there is the door gift.  Last
Answer to follow...game a limited edition Mike (The A-Train) Alstott
A good 80% of the questions I got during mybobble head doll! Others have included visors, golf
recent "Ask Andrew anything promotion" weretowels and of course T-shirts, but there's
about discounting and loyalty! Both of which aresomething to take home every game!
very topical in this economy, an economy as badMaybe it's all the charity work the Glazier family
as most of us have ever seen and one thatand the organization do for the community?
affects just about every business.The tickets themselves are even fun, a 3-D style
Meanwhile, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers managethat makes the players jump off the page.
to sell 63,000 tickets per game, just a fractionDid I mention it's a three and a half hour round
less than FULL capacity (65,000) withouttrip from my home? No matter, I can't wait for
discounting! My tickets on the 10-yard line are aevery game and it's something I enjoy doing with
long way from the prime locations at mid-field andmy son.
are still $195 per game, per seat. For the privilegeI think we will make the playoffs this year and
of being able to buy the two tickets per game, Iwhen we do, economy or not, those last
also paid a $4000 seat license, making this year'sremaining 2% of unsold tickets will all be gone!
NFL season a $1000 per game experience for myHow in this economy can this be? Because the
son and me. Each few yards you move downNFL and the Bucs, in particular, understand that
towards mid-field, the tickets jump $50 or morethey are in the ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS!
until you are at $750 a ticket per game. Even theWhich is a fact lost on many golf clubs!
cheapest seats are $75-$95 per game (as muchWhat do you do at each TOUCH POINT to
or more than many green fees) and there are stillentertain your members and guests? 
plenty of people to pay for them, why?- What do you feed them that's memorable?
Could it be that we have the best looking- What do you give them to take home as a
cheerleaders in the league?souvenir?
Or, with the strategic command just a couple of- What, other than your actual course, is TRULLY
miles away, we get a guaranteed "fly over"memorable about their experience at your club?
every game?Memorable enough that someone would write a
The pregame national anthem and flagthree page letter telling people how GREAT it
extravaganza will bring a tear to your eye (evenwas!!!!
for a Brit like myself!) 
The pregame cartoon on the giant monitors?If you had that in place, bad economy or not,
Where our pirate ship sinks the boats of all theyou'd be doing just fine! The majority of people
other NFL teams to the tune of ride of theuse the economy as an excuse to
Valkyries (no doubt spelled wrong) same music asunderperform.  Do not allow yourself to be
in the helicopter scene from Apocalypse Now, fortrapped by this type of negative thinking from
the less musically cultured!others! There are 63,000 people who won't be
It could be the Pirate ship itself?  Letting offplaying golf in Tampa this Sunday because
cannon rounds every time we get in the redsomeone made them a better, though FAR
zone? Or, perhaps the scores of help throwingMORE COSTLY offer for their entertainment
out free beads?dollars!
I am sure we must be the only NFL team withBy the way, there is less than 6 minutes of
palm trees in the stadium and fresh sushi onphysical action in an NFL game. Which at $1000 a
demand? Have you ever been to a golf clubgame, works out to be…well, it doesn't matter
where they offer sushi?to me and apparently not to 63,000 other people
Anyway, they have great food and drinkin Tampa every other Sunday because they think
selections, not just hot dogs and Bud. Although,it's worth it! 
there seems to be no shortage of people willingFor more great ideas on how to entertain your
to pay $8 a draft even for Bud! The employeesplayers read Cunningly Clever Marketing!