| It's official. You know you're addicted to sushi | | | | never-ending, always changing rainbow roll. |
| when... | | | | 5. When you catch a cold, you head to your |
| 10. All you can think of during the Superbowl is, | | | | favorite sushi bar for treatment: wasabi nose |
| "What are they going to DO with all that wasabi?! | | | | flush. |
| They should move those chips away to make | | | | 4. You've eaten so much wasabi you are now |
| room for the sushi!" | | | | immune to it and have to add rooster sauce to |
| 9. Your friend wants to show you his rare fish | | | | "spice it up" |
| collection and all you can think about is how close | | | | 3. Sure, you love eel, fish roe and octopus |
| they are to sushi grade and if you should cut | | | | now...but a couple of years ago you wouldn't |
| against the grain of the fillet. | | | | touch nori with a ten foot pole if your life |
| 8. You attribute every ache and pain to the | | | | depended on it! |
| obvious...has to be mercury poisoning! And you | | | | 2. Ginger stopped tasting like Irish Spring. Not only |
| should be able to miss work on Monday (a la | | | | do you finish yours now, you ask everyone else, |
| Jeremy Piven), right?! | | | | "Are you gonna finish that?" |
| 7. Your doctor has to explain your blood pressure | | | | And..... |
| results in terms of "the red cap" and "the green | | | | 1. Your local sushi bar either let you name a roll or |
| cap" bottles. | | | | they have already named one after you...and they |
| 6. Instead of a pot of gold at the end of a | | | | didn't have to ask your name to do it! |
| rainbow, you're convinced it's a roll...a free, | | | | The Cure: There isn't one. Enjoy sushi, enjoy life. |