| If you ask women what they look for in a man, | | | | So go for the chocolate. If she seems traditional, |
| many would answer that a sense of humor is top | | | | a heart-shaped box is perfect. |
| priority. So if you are trying to figure out how to | | | | Funny Valentine poetry. Okay, we've covered |
| dazzle your honey this Valentine's Day, consider | | | | dinner, flowers, and candy. Now it's time to |
| giving her some funny Valentine Day poetry. With | | | | discuss funny Valentine poems. If you think you |
| that in mind, here are some tips to help you | | | | can carry off a serious poem without making her |
| enjoy a spectacularly romantic Valentine's Day | | | | laugh, go ahead. But if she's going to laugh, why |
| this February 14. | | | | not make her do it intentionally? Give her a |
| Plan ahead. Even if you normally make all decisions | | | | Valentine poem that lets her know how you feel |
| together (and she is a "strong" woman), every | | | | -- and also makes her smile. A good sense of |
| woman likes to occasionally be treated to a | | | | humor will take you a long way on Valentine's |
| special day. This means that you make the plans. | | | | Day, and on any day, for that matter. |
| Choose a restaurant that you know she'll like. This | | | | Finding funny Valentine poetry. And where will you |
| doesn't mean that you have to blow your whole | | | | find your funny Valentine poem? Time was, you |
| paycheck. But if she's allergic to soy or peanut | | | | had to go out to the bricks-and-mortar store and |
| sauce, skip the Thai restaurant and make another | | | | buy a greeting card -- and they are super. |
| choice. If you know what kind of food she loves, | | | | However, technology has changed, and you can |
| that's the place! | | | | find greeting cards of all kinds online. There are |
| Flowers are lovely. Most, but not all women are | | | | also many sites that offer free funny Valentine |
| suckers for flowers. Flowers are living and | | | | poems for you to copy and give your honey |
| beautiful, and the gift makes a woman feel special. | | | | along with the flowers and candy. Some sites |
| If she's allergic or indifferent to flowers (if you | | | | insist that you include their byline. Others aren't |
| don't know, she probably isn't), then skip the | | | | quite so picky about sharing, so long as the poem |
| flower idea and move on. | | | | is copied for personal use only. A funny Valentine |
| Candy. If she's lactose intolerant, go for the | | | | poem, copied and tucked into her gift, can seal |
| luscious dark variety. Indulge. Chocolate is the | | | | the deal. A perfect guy who is romantic -- and |
| food of love and women (and many men) | | | | has a sense of humor. Does it get any better |
| consider it to be as potent an aphrodisiac as wine. | | | | than that? |